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Thursday, February 10, 2005

I wanna be a tranny!

So I see that the British, in their infinite wisdom, have decided to allow transexuals to play in their Ladies Open Championship.
This brings up a few perplexing questions. Would Ben Wright have a problem with his fellow countryman's decision? Will he opine that dude's crank (or the space formerly that said crank occupied) will get in the way of his/her turn? Is there ever any confusion when going to the restroom which door to go into? Could Laura Davies beat Minnie/Maxi in an arm wrestling match? Will Jennifer Rosales ask dude to open doors and light her butts? Did dude ever date Lorena Bobbit? Does Eddie Murphy have him/her on speed dial? Were Minnie and Dr. Renee Richards ever a mixed doubles team? If he/she had man tits pre-op, would he/she have woman tits post-op? Paper or plastic? Inquiring minds...
All I know for sure is that I want to be a lesbian tranny. Hit from the red tees and eat all the cat you want.

16 Comments:

  • are you sure? You would have to give up your equipment, wouldn't you?

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